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fredegarbolger's Journal

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Fatty B
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Fond as he was of Frodo, Fatty Bolger had no desire to leave the Shire, nor to see what lay outside it. His family came from the Eastfarthing, from Budgeford and Bridgefields in fact, but he had never been over the Brandywine Bridge. His task, according to the original plans of the conspirators, was to stay behind and deal with inquisitive folk, and to keep up as long as possible the pretence that Mr. Baggins was still living at Crickhollow. He had even brought along some old clothes of Frodo's to help him play the part. They little thought how dangerous that part might prove. [FotR - Ch V; A Conspiracy Unmasked]
Right, so I'm the bitch left behind. Wee!
avoiding wiffle bats, baking cookies, bowler hats, dead parrots, hats, heavy drinking, her hat, heroin, his hat, my hat, narcotics, smack, substance abuse, the took sisters, trying to be manly, your hat

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