November 23rd, 2002

HAT.

(no subject)

To: Puppets of Spork
From: Fredegar Bolger; businessman, kidnapper of negligent muns

I am pleased to inform you that you are no longer dormant. I am sure you are all as disappointed as I in our mun's extreme apathy. Well, that's over for now. She has been put to work for me filling those god damn latex balloons I so loathe for shipment to my customers. You all work for me now. And I have Plans. Ha ha.
Further individual instructions to follow shortly.